Hell’s Greatest Dad
Haha looks like you could use some help
- Haha looks like you could use some help
- From the big boss of Hell himself
- Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
- Five stars flawless greater than great
- Oh with the punch of a pentagram
- I wap-bam-boom alakazam
- Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb
- But you get the family rate
- Thanks dad
- Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef
- Woah-oh-oh
- Michelin-tasting menu free à la carte
- I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
- Champagne fountains caviar mountains that's just to start
- Who's been here since day one
- Who's been faithful as a nun
- Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun
- Your executive producer
- That's true
- I'm your guy your day-to-day
- Your chum your steadfast hotelier
- Remember when I fixed that clog today
- I was stuck thank you sir
- Oh you
- I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
- You're like the child that I wish that I had
- Uh what
- I care for you just like a daughter I spawned
- Hold on now
- It's a little funny you could almost call me dad
- They say when you're looking for assistance
- It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
- Others say that in your needy hour
- There's no substitute for pure angelic power
- Who just happens to also be your blood
- Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud
- They say the family you choose is better
- What a bunch of losers
- Can you butt out of my song
- Your song
- I started this
- I'm singing it I'll finish it
- Oh you tacky piece of
- It's me yes it's me
- I know you were all waiting for me
- I'm here what a gas
- Took a while but I'm present at last
- It's me it's me
- Mimzy
- Who
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I'm here to catch your newest update
My goodness... you've got the voice of an Angel
🎹 💖💖this is so beautiful. I tried to like it twice! The best!!!!!
Keep it up! My friend