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Dumb Ways to Die

Set fire to your hair

  • Set fire to your hair
  • Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
  • Eat medicines that’s out of date
  • Use your private parts as piranha bait
  • Dumb ways to die,
  • so many dumb ways to die
  • Dumb ways to die
  • so many dumb ways to die
  • Get your toast out with a fork
  • Do your own electrical work
  • Teach yourself how to fly
  • Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
  • Dumb ways to die,
  • so many dumb ways to die
  • Dumb ways to die
  • so many dumb ways to die
  • Invite a psycho-killer inside
  • Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
  • Take your helmet off in outer space
  • Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
  • Dumb ways to die,
  • so many dumb ways to die
  • Dumb ways to die
  • so many dumb ways to die
  • Keep a rattlesnake as pet
  • Sell both the kidneys on the internet
  • Eat a tube of superglue
  • “I wonder what’s this red button do?”
  • Dumb ways to die,
  • so many dumb ways to die
  • Dumb ways to die
  • so many dumb ways to die
  • Dress up like a moose during hunting season
  • Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
  • Stand on the edge of a train station platform
  • Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
  • Run across the tracks between the platforms
  • They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
  • Dumbest ways to die
  • Dumbest ways to die
  • Dumbest ways to die
  • So many dumb
  • So many dumb ways to die
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