Master of the House (From "Les Miserables")
Welcome monsieur sit yourself down
- Welcome monsieur sit yourself down
- And meet the best innkeeper in town
- As for the rest all of 'em crooks
- Rooking their guests and crooking the books
- Seldom do you see
- Honest men like me
- A gent of good intent
- Who's content to be
- Master of the house doling out the charm
- Ready with a handshake and an open palm
- Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir
- Customers appreciate a bon viveur
- Glad to do a friend a favor
- Doesn't cost me to be nice
- But nothing gets you nothing
- Everything has got a little price
- Master of the house keeper of the zoo
- Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
- Watering the wine making up the weight
- Pickin' up their knick knacks when they can't see straight
- Everybody loves a landlord
- Everybody's bosom friend
- I do whatever pleases
- Jesus won't I bleed 'em in the end
- Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
- Never wants a passerby to pass him by
- Servant to the poor butler to the great
- Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
- Everybody's boon companion
- Everybody's chaperone
- But lock up your valises
- Jesus won't I skin you to the bone
- Enter m'sieur
- Lay your load down
- Unlace your boots
- And rest from the road
- This weighs a ton
- Travel's a curse
- But here we strive
- To lighten your purse
- Here the goose is cooked
- Here the fat is fried
- And nothing's overlooked
- Till I'm satisfied
- Food beyond compare
- Food beyond belief
- Mix it in a mincer
- And pretend it's beef
- Kidney of a horse
- Liver of a cat
- Filling up the sausages
- With this and that
- Residents are more than welcome
- Bridal suite is occupied
- Reasonable charges
- Plus some little extras on the side
- Charge 'em for the lice
- Extra for the mice
- Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
- Here a little slice
- There a little cut
- Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
- When it comes to fixing prices
- There are a lot of tricks he knows
- How it all increases
- All those bits and pieces
- Jesus it's amazing how it grows
- Master of the house
- Quick to catch yer eye
- Never wants a passerby
- To pass him by
- Servant to the poor
- Butler to the great
- Comforter philosopher
- And lifelong mate
- Everybody's boon companion
- Gives 'em everything he's got
- Dirty bunch of geezers
- Jesus what a sorry little lot
- I used to dream
- That I would meet a prince
- But god almighty
- Have you seen what's happened since
- Master of the house
- Isn't worth me spit
- Comforter philosopher'
- And lifelong shit
- Cunning little brain
- Regular voltaire
- Thinks he's quite a lover
- But there's not much there
- What a cruel trick of nature
- Landed me with such a louse
- God knows how I've lasted
- Living with this bastard in the house
- Master of the house
- Mme thenardier
- Master and a half
- Comforter philosopher
- Don't make me laugh
- Servant to the poor
- Butler to the great
- Mme thenardier
- Hypocrite and toady
- And inebriate
- Everybody bless the landlord
- Everybody bless his spouse
- Everybody raise a glass
- Raise it up the master's ass
- Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house
Singing Madame Thenardier's part only towards the last part 😁
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