Master Of The House
Welcome monsieur sit yourself down
- Welcome monsieur sit yourself down
- And meet the best innkeeper in town
- As for the rest all of 'em crooks
- Rooking their guests and crooking the books
- Seldom do you see
- Honest men like me
- A gent of good intent
- Who's content to be
- Master of the house doling out the charm
- Ready with a handshake and an open palm
- Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir
- Customers appreciate a bon viveur
- Glad to do a friend a favor
- Doesn't cost me to be nice
- But nothing gets you nothing
- Everything has got a little price
- Master of the house keeper of the zoo
- Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
- Watering the wine making up the weight
- Pickin' up their knick knacks when they can't see straight
- Everybody loves a landlord
- Everybody's bosom friend
- I do whatever pleases
- Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end
- Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
- Never wants a passerby to pass him by
- Servant to the poor butler to the great
- Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
- Everybody's boon companion
- Everybody's chaperone
- But lock up your valises
- Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone
- Enter monsieur lay down your load
- Unlace your boots rest from the road
- This weighs a ton travel's a curse
- But here we strive to lighten your purse
- Here the goose is cooked
- Here the fat is fried
- And nothing's overlooked
- Till i'm satisfied
- Food beyond compare food beyond belief
- Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
- Kidney of a horse liver of a cat
- Filling up the sausages with this and that
- Residents are more than welcome
- Bridal suite is occupied
- Reasonable charges
- Plus some little extras on the side
- Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice
- Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
- Here a little slice there a little cut
- Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
- When it comes to fixing prices
- There are a lot of tricks he knows
- How it all increases all them bits and pieces
- Jesus It's amazing how it grows
- Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
- Never wants a passerby to pass him by
- Servant to the poor butler to the great
- Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
- Everybody's boon companion
- Gives 'em everything he's got
- Dirty bunch of geezers
- Jesus what a sorry little lot
- I used to dream that I would meet a prince
- But God Almighty have you seen what's happened since
- Master of the house Isn't worth me spit
- 'Comforter philosopher' and lifelong shit
- Cunning little brain regular Voltaire
- Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
- What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
- God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house
- Master of the house
- Mme master and a half
- Comforter philosopher
- Mme ah don't make me laugh
- Servant to the poor butler to the great
- Mme hypocrite and toady and inebriate
- Everybody bless the landlord
- Everybody bless his spouse
- Everybody raise a glass
- Mme raise it up the master's arse
- Everybody raise a glass to the master of the House
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