I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmastime Is Here)(From "The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special"/Soundtrack Version)

Out on the third planet closest to the sun

  • Out on the third planet closest to the sun
  • There's a special celebration
  • And it sounds quite fun
  • A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
  • On a holiday they call Christmas
  • Now I'm not gonna lie
  • It makes no sense to me
  • But here's what Earthlings told me
  • About this Christmas mystery
  • One two three four
  • Santa is a furry freak
  • With epic super powers
  • He flies to every human home
  • In under fourteen hours
  • He's a master burglar
  • A pro at picking locks
  • If you don't leave milk and cookies out
  • He will put dung in your socks
  • If you act nicely through the night
  • And don't jump on your bed
  • Santa comes with sugar plums
  • And hurls them at your head
  • But if you're on his naughty list
  • He shoots missiles at your toes
  • He might roast your chestnuts
  • With his powerful flamethrower
  • Rein rein rein rein rein
  • Deer deer deer deer deer
  • I don't know what Christmas is
  • But Christmastime is here
  • He's compelled his creepy elves
  • To do his every wish
  • One sought to be a dentist
  • Now he's sleeping with the fish
  • Mrs. Claus she works the pole
  • Plans her man's demise
  • Soon the elves will all rise up
  • And stab out Santa's eyes
  • Ho ho ho ho ho
  • Earthlings are so weird
  • I don't know what Christmas is
  • But Christmastime is here
  • Ho ho ho ho ho
  • Earthlings are so weird
  • I don't know what Christmas is
  • But Christmastime is here
  • What the heck's a turtle dove
  • And who lit up that deer
  • I don't know what Christmas is
  • But Christmastime is here
  • I don't know what Christmas is
  • But Christmastime is here
  • Or maybe it's there
  • Or it's somewhere
  • I don't know
  • I don't know
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