The Real Slim Shady
May I have your attention please?
- May I have your attention please?
- May I have your attention please?
- Will the real slim shady please stand up?
- I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?
- We're gonna have a problem here..
- Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
- Jaws all on the floor like Pam
- and Tommy just burst in the door
- And started whooping her ass worse than before
- They first were divorced,
- throwing her over furniture Ah!
- It's the return of the.
- Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
- He didn't just say what I think he did, did he
- And Dr. Dre said nothing, you idiots!
- Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! Ha-ha!
- Feminist women love Eminem
- chigga chigga chigga
- Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
- Look at him,
- walking around grabbing his you know what
- Flipping the you know who.
- Yeah, but he's so cute though
- Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up
- in my head loose
- But no worse, than what's going on
- in your parents' bedrooms
- Sometimes, I wanna get on TV
- and just let loose, but can't
- But it's cool for Tom Green
- to hump a dead moose
- My bum is on your lips,
- my bum is on your lips
- And if I'm lucky,
- you might just give it a little kiss
- And that's the message that
- we deliver to little kids
- And expect them not to know
- what a woman's c******s is
- Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
- By the time they hit fourth grade
- They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
- We ain't nothing but mammals..
- Well, some of us cannibals
- Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
- But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
- Then there's no reason that a man
- and another man can't elope
- But if you feel like I feel,
- I got the antidote
- Women wave your pantyhose,
- sing the chorus and it goes
- 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,
- yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
- Please stand up, please stand up?
- Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
- Please stand up, please stand up?
- Will Smith don't gotta cuss
- in his raps to sell records;
- Well I do, so f**k him and f**k you too!
- You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
- Half of you critics can't even stomach me,
- let alone stand me
- But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
- Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
- So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
- Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
- So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
- And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
- Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
- Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim,
- hee-hee
- I should download her audio on MP3
- And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
- I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups,
- all you do is annoy me
- So I have been sent here to destroy you
- And there's a million of us just like me
- Who cuss like me
- who just don't give a f**k like me
- Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
- It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
- Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
- Please stand up, please stand up?
- Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
- Please stand up, please stand up?
- I'm like a head trip to listen to,
- cause I'm only giving you
- Things you joke about with your friends
- inside your living room
- The only difference is I got the balls to say it
- In front of y'all and I don't gotta
- be false or sugarcoated at all
- I just get on the mic and spit it
- And whether you like to admit it I just shit it
- Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
- Then you wonder how can kids eat up
- these albums like Valiums
- It's funny;
- 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
- I'll be the only person
- in the nursing home flirting
- Pinching nurses asses
- when I'm jacking off with Jergens
- And I'm jerking but this whole bag
- of Viagra isn't working
- And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
- He could be working at Burger King,
- spitting on your onion rings
- Or in the parking lot, circling
- Screaming I don't give a f**k!
- With his windows down and his system up
- So, will the real Shady please stand up?
- And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
- And be proud to be outta your mind
- and outta control
- And one more time, loud as you can,
- how does it go?
- Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
- Please stand up, please stand up?
- Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
- Please stand up, please stand up?
- Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
- Please stand up, please stand up?
- Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
- Please stand up, please stand up?
- Ha ha
- Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
- F**k it, let's all stand up
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