Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
Epic rap battles of history
- Epic rap battles of history
- Bill gates
- Versus
- Let me just step right in
- I got things to invent
- I'm an innovator baby
- Change the world
- Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl
- I'm a pimp you're a nerd
- I'm slick you're cheesy
- Beating you is apple ii easy
- I make the product that the artist chooses
- And the gui that melinda uses
- I need to bring up some basic s**t
- Why'd you name your company after your dick
- You blow jobs
- You arrogant prick
- With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
- I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
- With your own little spinning beach ball of death
- Hippie you got given up at birth
- I give away your net worth to aids research
- Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
- Iphone ipad ipwn ismack
- A man uses the machines you built
- To sit down and pay his taxes
- A man uses the machines I built to listen to the
- Beatles while he relaxes
- Well steve you steal all the credit
- For work that other people do
- Did your fat beard
- Wozniak write these raps for you too
- Ooh everybody knows
- Windows bit off apple
- I tripled the profits on a pc
- All the people with the power to create use an apple
- And people with jobs use a pc
- You know I bet they made this beat on an apple
- Nope fruity loops pc
- You will never ever catch a virus on an apple
- Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a pc
- Let's talk about doctors I've seen a few
- 'Cause I got a pc but it wasn't from you
- I built a legacy son you could never stop it
- Now excuse me while I turn heaven a profit
- Fine you wanna be like that die then
- The whole world loved you but you were my friend
- I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
- And no one on earth who can challenge my mind
- I'm a boss I own dos
- Your future is my design
- I'm a God own xbox
- Now there's no-one to stop me
- The world is miiiiiiiiine
- I'm sorry Bill
- I'm afraid I can't let you do that
- Take a look at your history
- Everything you built leads up to me
- I got the power of a mind you could never be
- I'll beat your a*s in chess and jeopardy
- I'm running C saying hello world
- I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl
- I'm coming out the socket
- Nothing you can do can stop it
- I'm on your lap and in your pocket
- How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket
- Your cortex just doesn't impress me
- So go ahead try to turing test me
- I stomp on a mac and a pc too
- I'm on linux b***h I thought you gnu
- My cpu's hot but my core runs cold
- Beat you in seventeen lines of code
- I think different from the engine of the days of old
- Hasta la vista like the terminator told ya
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I wish I could meet you someday
Your voice is so stunning
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I love this mood
Well that’s cute
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