The Real Slim Shady
May I have your attention please
- May I have your attention please
- May I have your attention please
- Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
- I repeat will the real Slim
- Shady please stand up
- We're going to have a problem here
- Ya'll act like you never seen
- A white person before
- Jaws all on the floor like Pam like
- Tommy just burst in the door
- Started whoopin her a** worse than before
- They first get divorced throwing
- Her over furniture （scream）
- It's the return of the
- Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't
- Just say what I think he did did he
- And Dr Dre said
- Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead
- He's locked in my basement （haha）
- Feminist women love Eminem
- Chicka chicka chicka
- Slim Shady I'm sick of him
- Look at him walking around
- Grabbing his you know what
- Limpin' to you know who yeah
- But hes so cute though
- Yea I probably got a couple of
- Screws up in my head loose
- But no worse than what's going
- On in your parent's bedrooms
- Sometimes I wanna
- Get on TV and just let loose
- But can't but its cool for Tom
- Green to hump a dead moose
- My bum is on your lips
- My bum is on your lips
- And if I'm lucky you might
- Just give it a little kiss
- And that's the message that
- We deliver to little kids
- And expect them not to know
- What a womens clitoris is
- Of course they gonna know
- What intercourse is
- By the time they hit 4th grade
- They got the discovery channel don't they
- We ain't nothing but mammals
- Well some of us cannibals
- Who cut other people
- Open like cantaloupes
- But if we can hump dead
- Animals and antelopes
- Then there's no reason that a man
- And another man can't elope
- But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
- Women wave your panty hoes
- Sing the chorus and it goes
- I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim
- Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up Please
- Stand up Please stand up
- Becuase I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim
- Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim shady
- Please stand up Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Will Smith don't gotta cuss in
- His raps to sell records
- Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
- You think I give a damm about a Grammy
- Half of you critics can't even
- Stomach me let alone stand me
- But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
- Why So you guys can
- Just lie to get me here
- So you can sit me here
- Next to Britney Spears
- Sh*t Christina Aguilera better
- Switch me chairs
- So I can sit next to Carson
- Daly and Fred Durst
- And hear 'em argue over
- Who she gave head to first
- Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
- Yeah he's cute but I think
- He's married to Kim hehe
- I should download her audio on mp3
- And show the whole
- World how you gave Eminem V D （scream）
- I'm sick of you little girl
- And boy groups all you do is annoy me
- So I've been sent here to destroy you
- And theres a million of us just like me
- Who cuss like me
- Who just don't give a f**k like me
- Who dress like me
- Walk talk and act like me
- It just might be the next best thing
- But not quite me
- I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim
- Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
- Becuase I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim shady
- Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
- I'm like a headtrip to listen to
- Cause I'm only giving you
- Things you joke about with your
- Friends inside your living room
- The only difference is I got the
- Balls to say it in front of ya'll
- And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
- I just get on the mic and spit it
- And whether you like to admit it （rip）
- I just sh*t it better than 90%
- Of you rappers out there
- Then you wonder how can kidz eat up
- These albums like valiums
- Its funny cuz at the rate i'm going when I'm 30
- Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
- Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off
- With Jergens and I'm jerking
- But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
- And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
- He could be workin at
- Burger King spitten on your onion rings
- Or in the parking lot circling
- Screaming I don't give a f**k
- With his windows down and system up
- So will the real Shady please stand up
- And put one of those fingures on each hand up
- And to be proud to be outta
- Your mind and outta control
- And one more time loud
- As you can how does it go
- Cuz I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
- Becuase I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim shady
- Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
- I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
- Becuase I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim shady
- Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
- Becuase I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim shady
- Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
- Becuase I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim shady
- Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
- Becuase I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim shady
- Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
- Becuase I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim shady
- Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
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