Jangle Bells
Trudging through the snow with a mule tied to a shay
- Trudging through the snow with a mule tied to a shay
- The dern mule wouldn't go we drug him all the way
- The bobtailed fool sat down like he was outta breath
- It took all night to get him home
- And we dern near froze to death
- Jangle bells jangle bells o what misery
- Don't hitch up old dobbin if you're comin' after me
- Jangle bells jangle bells jangle all the way
- You can have your open shay I'll keep my chevrolet
- Sliding down a hill on an old ramshackle sled
- Laughing fit to kill at something someone said
- Forgot to watch the road not watchin' where we went
- We ran into a barbed wire fence and got our
- Christmas spirits skinned
- Jangle bells jangle bells I have paid the price
- Busted bones aches and groans from fallin' on the ice
- Jangle bells jangle bells dashin' through the hills
- All we'll get for Christmas is a flock of doctor bills
- Slippin' down the street on an old banana peel
- Could not stay on my feet they were slicker than an eel
- My feet flew in the air and I let out a yell
- I landed on my pocketbook and I broke my jangle bell
- Jangle bells jangle bells ringin' in my head
- Oh what fun it is to slip and slither on a sled
- Jangle bells jangle bells
- Like the wise man said
- Be careful where you slide
- Or you'll spend Christmas day in bed
- I've got an old tom cat and Santa is his name
- I keep him nice and fat but he hates me
- Just the same
- He got at me today with those needles in his paws
- And now I'm wearin' bandages on account
- Of Santa's claws
- Jangle bells jangle bells jangle all the way
- We don't know all the words but we'll sing it anyway
- Jangle bells jangle bells ringin' loud and gay
- We'll be hearin' jangle bells from now till Christmas day
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