Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered
After one whole quart of brandy
- After one whole quart of brandy
- Like a daisy I'm awake
- With no Bromo-Seltzer handy
- I don't even shake
- Men are not a new sensation
- I've done pretty well I think
- But this half-pint imitation
- Put me on the blink
- I'm wild again beguiled again
- A simpering whimpering child again
- Bewitched bothered and bewildered - am I
- Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep
- When love came and told me I shouldn't sleep
- Bewitched bothered and bewildered - am I
- Lost my heart but what of it
- He is cold I agree
- He can laugh but I love it
- Although the laugh's on me
- I'll sing to him each spring to him
- And long for the day when I'll cling to him
- Bewitched bothered and bewildered - am I
- He's a fool and don't I know it
- But a fool can have his charms
- I'm in love and don't I show it
- Like a babe in arms
- Love's the same old sad sensation
- Lately I've not slept a wink
- Since this half-pint imitation
- Put me on the blink
- I've sinned a lot I'm mean a lot
- But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot
- Bewitched bothered and bewildered - am I
- I'll sing to him each spring to him
- And worship the trousers that cling to him
- Bewitched bothered and bewildered - am I
- When he talks he is seeking
- Words to get off his chest
- Horizontally speaking he's at his very best
- Vexed again perplexed again
- Thank God I can be oversexed again
- Bewitched bothered and bewildered - am I
- Wise at last my eyes at last
- Are cutting you down to your size at last
- Bewitched bothered and bewildered - no more
- Burned a lot but learned a lot
- And now you are broke so you earned a lot
- Bewitched bothered and bewildered - no more
- Couldn't eat was dispeptic
- Life was so hard to bear
- Now my heart's antiseptic
- Since you moved out of there
- Romance finis Your chance finis
- Those ants that invaded my pants finis
- Bewitched bothered and bewildered no more
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So sweet
💝 😊🤟Hi! Nice song 😎💪