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Real Slim Shady

May i have your attention please

  • May i have your attention please
  • May i have your attention please
  • Will the real slim shady please stand up
  • I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
  • We're gonna have a problem here
  • Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
  • Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
  • And started whooping her ass worse than before
  • They first were divorce throwing her over furniture
  • It's the return of the ah wait no way you are kidding
  • He didn't just say what i think he did did he
  • And dr dre said nothing you idiots
  • Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement
  • Feminist women love eminem
  • Chigga chigga chigga slim shady i'm sick of him
  • Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
  • Flipping the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
  • Yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
  • But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
  • Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't
  • But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
  • My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
  • And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
  • And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
  • And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
  • Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
  • By the time they hit fourth grade
  • They got the discovery channel don't they
  • We aingt nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
  • Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
  • But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
  • Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
  • But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote
  • Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
  • I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
  • All you other slim shadys are just imitating
  • So won't the real slim shady please stand up
  • Please stand up please stand up
  • 'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
  • All you other slim shadys are just imitating
  • So won't the real slim shady please stand up
  • Please stand up please stand up
  • Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
  • Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too
  • You think i give a damn about a grammy
  • Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
  • But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
  • Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
  • So you can sit me here next to britney spears
  • Shit christina aguilera better switch me chairs
  • So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
  • And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
  • You little bitch put me on blast on mtv
  • Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hee hee
  • I should download her audio on mpt hree
  • And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
  • I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
  • All you do is annoy me
  • So i have been sent here to destroy you
  • And there's a million of us just like me
  • Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
  • Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
  • And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
  • 'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
  • All you other slim shadys are just imitating
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