Real Slim Shady
May i have your attention please
- May i have your attention please
- May i have your attention please
- Will the real slim shady please stand up
- I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
- We're gonna have a problem here
- Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
- Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
- And started whooping her ass worse than before
- They first were divorce throwing her over furniture
- It's the return of the ah wait no way you are kidding
- He didn't just say what i think he did did he
- And dr dre said nothing you idiots
- Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement
- Feminist women love eminem
- Chigga chigga chigga slim shady i'm sick of him
- Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
- Flipping the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
- Yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
- But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
- Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't
- But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
- My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
- And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
- And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
- And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
- Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
- By the time they hit fourth grade
- They got the discovery channel don't they
- We aingt nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
- Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
- But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
- Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
- But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote
- Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
- I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
- All you other slim shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real slim shady please stand up
- Please stand up please stand up
- 'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
- All you other slim shadys are just imitating
- So won't the real slim shady please stand up
- Please stand up please stand up
- Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
- Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too
- You think i give a damn about a grammy
- Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
- But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
- Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
- So you can sit me here next to britney spears
- Shit christina aguilera better switch me chairs
- So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
- And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
- You little bitch put me on blast on mtv
- Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hee hee
- I should download her audio on mpt hree
- And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
- I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
- All you do is annoy me
- So i have been sent here to destroy you
- And there's a million of us just like me
- Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
- Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
- And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
- 'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
- All you other slim shadys are just imitating
𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄🤟 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓.
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