Your New Boyfriend
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
- Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
- When I was a kid on VoIP
- I thought when I get older I'd marry her
- I told her
- Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
- 9 'til 5's not the best I'll be honest
- If I could change a single thing
- I'd make it me and not him
- But he's in your bed
- I'm in your Twitch chat
- I've got the key
- And he's just a doormat
- And even though he's got social skills
- That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
- Anyway make the most of him
- 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
- Oh-oh your new boyfriend's an arsehole
- Woo
- And yeah I've met Jared
- Of course I've met Jared
- The one who took you away from me
- You hit it off instantly
- I know 'cause you won't stop telling me
- I've seen his jawline shoulders and muscles
- Push against his fashion sense
- I've thought about what he looks like nude
- I'm not gay though
- 'Cause she's living the dream
- Living the dream living the dream
- Oh she's living the dream
- From back when we were 17
- She's living the dream
- Living the dream living the dream
- Oh she's living the dream
- From back when we were 17
- How on Earth could I be saved
- When I'm one click away from insane
- I just think that I deserve
- A little bit of what I earned
- I'm not gonna make another scene
- The one I made when I was 23
- Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
- But he's in your bed
- And I'm in your Twitch chat
- I've got the key
- And he's just a doormat
- 'Cause even though he's got social skills
- That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
- Anyway make the most of him
- 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
- Oh-oh your new boyfriend's an arsehole
- I think about you every day
- Every day
- So how on Earth can I be saved
- Can I be saved
- I think about him a lot as well
- I think about him
- Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
- He's really fine as hell
- 'Cause you're beauty
- And you're grace
- You're grace
- Your telephone calls are my favourite place
- And I want you to notice me
- With no restraining order please
- Jason Derulo
- I want you to care
- I want to smell your hair
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