Fit Right In
I thought earth ponies were the pony ladder's bottom rung
- I thought earth ponies were the pony ladder's bottom rung
- I heard the pegasi are brutes you'd hate to be among
- You smell like fishes you're vicious
- I bet you eat your young
- Meet any one of you the thing to do is run away
- But although I know we're all a buncha different breeds
- Take away our wings and horns and we're just frightened steeds
- So let's put aside our differences 'cause what we need's a win
- Ooh
- Come on rip out all the pages of your history books
- Just because we're undercover doesn't mean we're crooks
- When we walk you through the crowd
- And give your brand new looks a spin
- You're gonna fit right in
- This is a new low
- You're gonna fit right in
- It's never gonna work
- They taught us unicorns were super scary maniacs
- With horns like razors and tongues like tasers and teeth like tacks
- They take your hooves and then they grind 'em into midnight snacks
- The basic gist of it is unicorns are not okay
- Look I know we're risking everything for this endeavor
- But look at us we're brave and strong and weird and clever
- Thus closer to the finish than we've ever ever been
- Woah
- So we better take a leap and put our faith in you
- Get our crafty on with sparkles tape and super glue
- 'Cause we're running out of options and we're desperate to begin
- You're gonna fit right in
- If you say so
- You're gonna fit right in
- I know you will now watch and learn
- This is how a unicorn walks walks
- This is how a unicorn talks talks
- This is how a unicorn hoops hoops
- This is how a unicorn
- Oops
- Stop
- This is how a unicorn struts struts
- Watch us shake our unicorn butts
- Now you're in the unicorn know
- Wow
- Soon you'll be a unicorn pro
- Oh a unicorn horn makes a unicorn stride
- It's the more head on your forehead
- It's the source of your pride
- Every unicorn who's born has worn a horn that's unique
- So we'll whip them up as we speak
- You'll be looking très magnifique
- We'll fake a phony protrusion and make a bony illusion
- It's not the perfect solution but the world's not big on inclusion
- And with those rocks in our pockets we'll reap the reward
- Then folks will be floored
- We'll strike a new chord
- Our magic restored
- Lately all Equestria has lost it's heart
- But if we can help to find it
- We should play our part
- If we fail we'll go to prison
- But if not we'll start to grin
- So let's begin
- We're gonna fit right in
- We're gonna fit right in
- We're gonna fit right in
- We're gonna fit right in
- We're gonna fit right in
- This is how a unicorn walks
- This is how a unicorn talks
- Now you're looking unicorn strong
- This is how a unicorn ends this song
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