The Real Slim Shady (Album Version)
May I have your attention please
- May I have your attention please
- Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
- I repeat will the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up
- We're gonna have a problem here
- Ya'll act like you never seen
- A white person before
- Jaws all on the floor
- Like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
- And started whoopin' her a*s
- Worse than before
- They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture
- Ahh
- It's the return of the
- Oh wait
- No way
- You're kidding
- He didn't just say
- What I think he did
- Did he
- And Dr Dre said
- Nothing you idiots
- Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement
- Haha
- Feminist women love Eminem
- Chickachickachicka Slim Shady
- I'm sick of him
- Look at him
- Walkin' around
- Grabbin' his you know what
- Flippin' to you know who
- Yeah but he's so cute though
- Yeah
- I probably got a couple of
- Screws up in my head loose
- But no worse
- Than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
- Eheheh
- Sometimes
- I wanna get on TV and just let loose
- But can't
- But it's cool for Tom Green
- To hump a dead moose
- My bum is on your lips
- My bum is on your lips
- And if I'm lucky you might
- Just give it a little kiss
- And that's the message
- That we deliver to little kids
- And expect them not to know
- What a woman's clitoris is
- Of course they're
- Gonna know what intercourse is
- By the time they hit fourth grade
- They got the Discovery Channel don't they
- We ain't nothing but mammals
- Well some of us are cannibals
- Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
- But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
- Then there's no reason that a man
- And another man can't elope
- Eww
- But if you feel like I feel
- I got the antidote
- Women wave your pantyhose
- Sing the chorus and it goes
- I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys
- Are just imitating
- So won't the real Shady
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- 'Cause I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys
- Are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Don't gotta cuss in his raps
- To sell records
- Well I do
- So f**k him and f**k you too
- You think I give a d**n about a Grammy
- Half of you critics can't even stomach me
- Let alone stand me
- But Slim
- What if you win
- Wouldn't it be weird
- Why
- So you guys can just lie to get me here
- So you can sit me here next to
- Britney Spears
- Christina Agilera
- Better switch me chairs
- So I can sit next to Carson Daly and
- Fred Durs
- And hear 'em argue over
- Who she gave head to first
- Little b***h put me on blast
- On MTV
- Yeah he's cute
- But I think he's married to Kim hehe
- I said download the audio on mp3
- And show the whole world
- How you gave Eminem
- Ahh
- I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
- All you do is annoy me
- So I have been sent here
- To destroy you
- And there's a million of us just like me
- Who cuss like me
- Who just don't give a f**k like me
- Who dress like me
- Walk talk and act like me
- And just might be
- The next best thing but not quite me
- 'Cause I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys
- Are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- 'Cause I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys
- Are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- I'm like a head trip to listen to
- 'Cause I'm only giving you
- Things you joke about with your friends
- Inside your livin' room
- The only difference is I got the balls to say it
- In front of ya'll
- And I don't gotta be false
- Or sugar coat it at all
- I just get on the mic and spit it
- And whether you like to admit it
- Rip I just s**t it
- Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
- Then you wonder how can kids
- Eat up these albums like valiums it's funny
- 'Cause at the rate I'm going
- When I'm thirty
- I'll be the only person
- In the nursing home flirting
- Pinching nurses asses
- While I'm jackin' off with Jergens
- And I'm jerkin'
- But this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
- In every single person
- There's a Slim Shady lurkin'
- Who could be workin' at Burger King
- Spittin' on your onion rings
- Or in the parking lot circling
- Screamin' I don't give a f**k
- With his windows down
- And his system up
- So will the real Shady
- Please stand up
- And put one of those fingers
- On each hand up
- And be proud to be outta your mind
- And outta control
- And one more time loud as you can
- How's it go
- I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys
- Are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- 'Cause I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys
- Are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- 'Cause I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys
- Are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- 'Cause I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys
- Are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- 'Cause I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys
- Are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- 'Cause I'm Slim Shady
- Yes I'm the real Shady
- All you other Slim Shadys
- Are just imitating
- So won't the real Slim Shady
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
- Please stand up
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