Dumb Ways to Die
Set fire to your hair
- Set fire to your hair
- Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
- Eat medicines that’s out of date
- Use your private parts as piranha bait
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- Get your toast out with a fork
- Do your own electrical work
- Teach yourself how to fly
- Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
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- so many dumb ways to die
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- so many dumb ways to die
- Invite a psycho-killer inside
- Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
- Take your helmet off in outer space
- Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
- Dumb ways to die,
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- Keep a rattlesnake as pet
- Sell both the kidneys on the internet
- Eat a tube of superglue
- “I wonder what’s this red button do?”
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- Dress up like a moose during hunting season
- Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
- Stand on the edge of a train station platform
- Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
- Run across the tracks between the platforms
- They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
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- So many dumb
- So many dumb ways to die
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