Yolo
Yolo
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- Yolo
- You only live once
- The battle cry of a generation
- This life is a precious gift
- So don't get too crazy it's not worth the risk
- You know that we are still young
- So don't be dumb
- Don't trust anyone
- 'Cause you only live once
- You only live once that's the motto
- So take a chill pill ease off the throttle
- Never go to loud clubs 'cause it's bad for your ears
- Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear
- And stay the hell away from drugs 'cause they're not legal
- Then bury all your money in the backyard like a Beagle
- 'Cause you should never trust a bank they've been known to fail
- And never travel by car or bus boat or by rail
- And don't travel by plane and don't travel at all
- Built a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls
- And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya
- And never go in saunas 'cause they're crawling with piranhas
- And never take the stairs 'cause they're often unsafe
- You only live once don't let it go to waste
- You know that we are still young
- So hold off on the fun
- Cook your meat 'til it's done
- 'Cause you only live once
- Yeah and here's another piece of advice
- Stay away from kids 'cause their hair is filled with mad lice
- There's no such thing as too much Purell
- This a cautionary tale word to George Orwell
- So don't 1980 force
- Any plugs into sockets
- Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it
- Then hire a taster make him check your food for poison
- And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy him
- No blankets or pajamas they could choke you in your sleep
- Two words about furniture
- Killing machines
- Board your windows up the sun is bad for your health
- And always wear a strait jacket so you're safe from yourself
- Take no chances no chances
- Stop freelancing right now
- Invest in your future don't dilute your finances
- 401K make sure it's low risk
- Then get some real-estate how much 4.2%
- 30-year mortgage important that's that's a great deal
- And if you can't afford it don't forge it on your last bill
- Renting is for suckers right now
- A dependable savings and you'll retired with money in your account
- Beast
- YOLO
- Say no no
- Isolate yourself
- And just roll solo be care-folo
- You oughta look out also stands for YOLO
- You know that we are still young
- Burn the prints off your thumbs
- And pull out all your teeth
- So you can't bite your tongue
- Only on this earth for a short time time
- So don't go outside if you don't wanna die die
- Just take our advice and hide
- And scream YOLO to the sky
- You oughta look out
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🙋♂️lmao!!! Nice! Keep it up :) 🙋♂️
Start my day by your singing
💖💖💖Great post!
Excellent song