I'm My Own Grandpa
Many many years ago when I was twenty-three
- Many many years ago when I was twenty-three
- I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
- This widow had a grown-up daughter
- Who had hair of red
- My father fell in love with her and soon
- They too were wed
- This made my dad my son-in-law and
- Changed my very life
- My daughter was my mother '
- Cause she was my father's wife
- To complicate the matter even though
- It brought me joy
- I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
- My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
- And so became my uncle though
- It made me very sad
- For if he was my uncle then
- That also made him br'ther
- Of the widow's grown-up daughter
- Who was also my stepmother
- Oh I'm my own grandpa
- I'm my own granpa
- It sounds funny I know
- But it really is so
- Oh I'm my own grandpa
- Father's wife then had a son
- Who kept them on the run
- And he became my grandchild
- For he was my daughter's son
- My wife is now my mother's mother
- And it makes me blue
- Because altho' she is my wife
- She's my grandmother too
- If my wife is my grandmother
- Then I'm her grandchild
- And every time I think of it
- It nearly drives me wild
- For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
- As husband of my grandmother
- I am my own grandpa
- Oh I'm my own grandpa
- I'm my own granpa
- It sounds funny I know
- But it really is so
- Oh I'm my own grandpa
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