Team Fortress 2 Rap
I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
- I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
- With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
- I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
- No I don't have wings but I don't need them to fly
- With a couple double jumps I'll be fleeing the zone
- Pick up your intel quick then I'm bringing it home
- I'm a pretty big deal that's the honest truth
- I mean do you even know who you're talking to
- About face maggots stand at attention
- Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
- Forward charge with my RPG
- Helmet so low I can hardly see
- BAM-rocket jumping all over the place
- Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
- If that don't kill you it'll break your nose
- I hope you weasels are taking notes
- Welcome to my magical candy land
- Where smiles are from ear to ear
- And everyone loves each other
- Come and spread the cheer
- This rap is kind of overdue right
- This rap is kind of overdue right
- But now it's time to meet the crew tight
- The crazy dudes of TF2
- So take a side red or blue
- After I pick my class
- I'm gonna kick your a*s
- 'Cuz that's what we were born to do
- Let's set up shop and get to work
- I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt
- Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
- But do not touch 'cuz this stuff's expensive
- Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
- And just in case I need it-self destruction
- Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench
- And when my turrets spot you
- You're as good as dead
- Cry some more run while you can
- You little babies don't stand a chance
- They call me heavy this is my gun
- When she starts spinning you'd better run
- I do not require brains or technique
- I've got so much muscle I'll never be beat
- I'll mow you down wherever you stand b***h
- Now I am hungry make me sandvich
- Ok I'm good
- Are you a bleeding idiot
- To fight with a drunken Scot
- I'll down a swig of whiskey
- For every grenade I launch
- Wherever I go the explosions follow
- So keep your distance lad
- And I carry traditional weapons
- I'll bloody you up with an axe
- This rap is kind of overdue right
- But now it's time to meet the crew tight
- The crazy dudes of TF2
- So pick a side red or blue
- Pick out my favorite class
- Check out my fancy hats
- I just don't know which one to choose
- I'm ze Medic zo don't go far
- You might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
- Still a doctor but I lost my license
- Zis could be a problem-Shiza
- I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw
- But I can't help much if your head is blown off
- Die schveinhund I vill vin zis
- Don't overdose on my syringes
- Boom that's another headshot bloke
- I'm a professional you're a joke
- I mean please mate show some respect
- At least the way I'm doin' it
- You'll get a quick death
- I'm from the outback where things get hectic
- Got a big machete that I'll slice your head with
- Aussie Assassins aren't very common
- But when you hear this bullet shot keep on runnin'
- You probably know me for my disguise
- And I dress as sharp as all my knives
- Just when you think I'm on your team
- Au revoir mon cheri
- I'm a very accomplished back stabber
- Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
- Gentlemen there's a spy in our midst
- And he's got plenty of a*s to kick
- This rap is kind of overdue right
- But now it's time to meet the crew tight
- The crazy dudes of TF2
- So take a side red or blue
- After I pick my class
- I'm gonna kick your a*s
- 'Cuz that's what we were born to do
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