Friggin' In The Riggin'

It was on the good ship Venus

  • It was on the good ship Venus
  • By Christ you should've seen us
  • The figurehead was a whore in bed
  • And the mast was a mammoth p**is
  • The captain of this lugger
  • He was a dirty bugger
  • He wasn't fit to shovel sh*t
  • From one place to another
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • There was f**k all else to do
  • The captain's name was Morgan
  • By Christ he was a gorgon
  • Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
  • On his f**king organ
  • The first mate's name was Cooper
  • By Christ he was a trooper
  • He jerked and jerked until he worked
  • Himself into a stupor
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • There was f**k all else to do
  • The second mate was Andy
  • By Christ he had a dandy
  • Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock
  • For cumming in the brandy
  • The cabin boy was flipper
  • He was a f**king nipper
  • He stuffed his a** with broken glass
  • And circumcised the skipper
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • There was f**k all else to do
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • There was f**k all else to do
  • The Captain's wife was Mabel
  • To f**k she was not able
  • So the dirty sh*ts they nailed her t*ts
  • Across the barroom table
  • The Captain had a daughter
  • Who fell in deep sea water
  • Delighted squeals revealed that eels
  • Had found 'er sexual quarters
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • There was f**k all else to do
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • There was f**k all else to do
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • There was f**k all else to do
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
  • There was f**k all else to do
  • Friggin' in the riggin'
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