A Million Gruesome Ways To Die (feat. Black Gryph0n)

Ahohohohoo

  • Ahohohohoo
  • Now where do you think you're going
  • The party is this way
  • And trust me it's to die for
  • Ahohohohoo-hahaha
  • I know we'll be the best friends
  • So there's no need to run
  • The sooner you get dead the sooner you can join the fun
  • No need to fear for I am here
  • Your mortal form will disappear
  • Now should we use this rusty knife or acid water gun
  • Hohohoo-hahaha
  • There's a million gruesome ways to die
  • Ooooh
  • Oh why resist when the party's just begun
  • You'll be having so much fun
  • There's a million gruesome ways to die
  • Why stay alive
  • And I'm sure your death will be second to none
  • Hahahahahaha
  • Dynamite is quick but it makes a lot of mess
  • And flattened by a cow is just embarrassing at best
  • But baked into a yummy cake
  • Or dropped into a pit of snakes
  • Though drowning in a lobster tank might hurt a little less
  • There's a million gruesome ways to die
  • How 'bout impaled upon a spike
  • Oh why resist when the party's just begun
  • Maybe something on a bike
  • There's a million gruesome ways to die
  • We could bury you alive
  • We're sure your death will be second to none
  • We could put you in a cage with a hungry alligator
  • Drop you in a volcano with an active crater
  • What about ten thousand volts of electricity
  • Or try a death by shakespeare in a tragicomedy
  • Trampled by an elephant or turned to goat meat stew
  • Or try to fight a dragon armed with nothing but a shoe
  • We could do a mummy's curse
  • We'll put you in a fancy hearse
  • Or turned into a stuffie now that's something we can do
  • There's a million gruesome ways to die
  • I thought I'd try the guillotine
  • Oh why resist when the party's just begun
  • I danced so hard I broke my spleen
  • There's a million gruesome ways to die
  • There must be something we can try
  • We're sure your death will be second to none
  • Maybe you can choke upon a grape
  • To die
  • Put you in a blender and frappe
  • To die
  • Maybe we can find an angry mob to die
  • Tie you on a stake and cook you up like a kabob
  • To die
  • Smothered by a pillow in your bed
  • To die
  • A gluten overdose from too much bread
  • To die
  • Then you can join the party 'cause you're dead
  • I'm sure your death will be second to
  • Mister Reaper's beckoning you
  • Sure your death will be second to none
  • Hoohoohoohahahahaha
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