Harper Valley Pta
I want to tell you all a story
- I want to tell you all a story
- About a harper valley widowed wife
- Who had a teenage daughter
- Who attended harper valley junior high
- Well her daughter came home one afternoon
- And didn't even stop to play
- She said
- Mom i got a note here from the harper valley pta
- Well the note says mrs johnson you're wearing your dresses way too high
- It's been reported you've been drinkin and a runnin round with men and goin wild
- Now we don't believe you ought to be
- A bringin up your little girl this way
- And it was signed by the secretary harper valley pta
- Well it happened that the pta was gonna meet that very afternoon
- And boy were they surprised as mrs johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
- And as she walked up to the blackboard
- I can still recall the word she had to say
- She said i'd like to address this meeting of the harper valley pta
- Now there's bobby taylor sittin there and seven times he's asked me for a date
- And mrs taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
- And mr baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town
- And shouldn't widow jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down
- Now mr harper couldn't be here cause he's stayed too long in kelly's bar again
- And if you smell shirley thompson's
- Breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
- And then you have the nerve to tell me
- As a mother you think that i ain't fit
- Well this is just a little payton place and you're all harper valley hypocrits
- Now i wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way
- That day my mama socked it to the harper valley pta
- That day my mama socked it to em at the harper valley pta
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