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Harper Valley Pta

I want to tell you all a story

  • I want to tell you all a story
  • About a harper valley widowed wife
  • Who had a teenage daughter
  • Who attended harper valley junior high
  • Well her daughter came home one afternoon
  • And didn't even stop to play
  • She said
  • Mom i got a note here from the harper valley pta
  • Well the note says mrs johnson you're wearing your dresses way too high
  • It's been reported you've been drinkin and a runnin round with men and goin wild
  • Now we don't believe you ought to be
  • A bringin up your little girl this way
  • And it was signed by the secretary harper valley pta
  • Well it happened that the pta was gonna meet that very afternoon
  • And boy were they surprised as mrs johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
  • And as she walked up to the blackboard
  • I can still recall the word she had to say
  • She said i'd like to address this meeting of the harper valley pta
  • Now there's bobby taylor sittin there and seven times he's asked me for a date
  • And mrs taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
  • And mr baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town
  • And shouldn't widow jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down
  • Now mr harper couldn't be here cause he's stayed too long in kelly's bar again
  • And if you smell shirley thompson's
  • Breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
  • And then you have the nerve to tell me
  • As a mother you think that i ain't fit
  • Well this is just a little payton place and you're all harper valley hypocrits
  • Now i wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way
  • That day my mama socked it to the harper valley pta
  • That day my mama socked it to em at the harper valley pta
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