A Million Gruesome Ways To Die (feat. Black Gryph0n)
Ahohohohoo
- Ahohohohoo
- Now where do you think you're going
- The party is this way
- And trust me it's to die for
- Ahohohohoo-hahaha
- I know we'll be the best friends
- So there's no need to run
- The sooner you get dead the sooner you can join the fun
- No need to fear for I am here
- Your mortal form will disappear
- Now should we use this rusty knife or acid water gun
- Hohohoo-hahaha
- There's a million gruesome ways to die
- Ooooh
- Oh why resist when the party's just begun
- You'll be having so much fun
- There's a million gruesome ways to die
- Why stay alive
- And I'm sure your death will be second to none
- Hahahahahaha
- Dynamite is quick but it makes a lot of mess
- And flattened by a cow is just embarrassing at best
- But baked into a yummy cake
- Or dropped into a pit of snakes
- Though drowning in a lobster tank might hurt a little less
- There's a million gruesome ways to die
- How 'bout impaled upon a spike
- Oh why resist when the party's just begun
- Maybe something on a bike
- There's a million gruesome ways to die
- We could bury you alive
- We're sure your death will be second to none
- We could put you in a cage with a hungry alligator
- Drop you in a volcano with an active crater
- What about ten thousand volts of electricity
- Or try a death by shakespeare in a tragicomedy
- Trampled by an elephant or turned to goat meat stew
- Or try to fight a dragon armed with nothing but a shoe
- We could do a mummy's curse
- We'll put you in a fancy hearse
- Or turned into a stuffie now that's something we can do
- There's a million gruesome ways to die
- I thought I'd try the guillotine
- Oh why resist when the party's just begun
- I danced so hard I broke my spleen
- There's a million gruesome ways to die
- There must be something we can try
- We're sure your death will be second to none
- Maybe you can choke upon a grape
- To die
- Put you in a blender and frappe
- To die
- Maybe we can find an angry mob to die
- Tie you on a stake and cook you up like a kabob
- To die
- Smothered by a pillow in your bed
- To die
- A gluten overdose from too much bread
- To die
- Then you can join the party 'cause you're dead
- I'm sure your death will be second to
- Mister Reaper's beckoning you
- Sure your death will be second to none
- Hoohoohoohahahahaha
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